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Peter: It's in a cage, you say.
Harry: Aye. It were when I bought it, you know.
Peter: Aye. What kind of bird is it?
Harry: Well, I'm not sure, really. You see I got it off a sailor, you know.
Peter: Oh aye. I say, what's the colour of its plumage?
Harry: Oh, you can't see it. It's covered with feathers.
Peter: Nature's wonderful, isn't it?
Harry: Aye.
Peter: I don't know what they'll think of next.
Harry: Sailor gave it me, you know.
Peter: Oh aye?
Harry: Aye. A sailor. It's got a red beak at one end, and a tail at the other.
Peter: And ... ?
Harry: And a bird in between.
Peter: It's in between then, is it?
Harry: Aye.
Peter: Aye. That's a good place for it, you know.
Harry: Well, he seems to be happy there, you know.
Peter: Well then, I wouldn't move him.
Harry: I don't think I shall, really.
Peter: You know, I had one the same build. Beak one, tail the other and the bird dead in between, it were.
Harry: They're like that, aren't they? Funny that, aye.
Peter: They look lovely, too.
Harry: They do look nice. You can't, you can't comment, you must admit.
Peter: I say, what's this I've heard about your missus?
Harry: Oh aye. Well, you know. It's very funny this. She had an operation on the kitchen table amongst the cornflakes packets, and then, er ... (fade)
Wal: Ladies and gentlemen, that conversation has nothing to do with the show. But we thought listeners would like to hear what a couple of real idiots sounded like. And, if you would like to hear four real idiots, keep listening ...